Monday, 9 July 2012

Tips on writing from a lazy shit!

Long-time no see; since last I wrote and you guys read I have been very ill, which was a massive bag of balls it also gave me an excuse to do exactly nothing, which is my favourite thing. In fact I have been well for a while but I love doing nothing also I think I have reached the limit of my creativity my brains is as empty as a hookers eyes grinding away trying to forget all the terrible life choices she made, one more fix then she will never touch the stuff again maybe get into a program, talk to her mother; she might even move back home for a while till she can get on her feet; but those are just lies she tells herself she’s stuck and she knows it, her eyes seem to say “Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.” While Love lifts us up where we belong plays on the radio in the pick-up truck while the john grunts out of time.

So how do I improve my output both in terms of quality and volume? It’s a real brain teaser that me and hookers share, I could try and work harder, organise my time better and be less critical of my ideas till I have them formed into a piece then review and hone the work till I am pleased with the final product and release it when its ready. Sounds like a lot of work right? And how does it relate to hookers? It does and you should drop the hooker thing already its making you look desperate.  So I am thinking what if I just go for bulk like looking at a news article and write any old shit about them. I think that sounds easy and as you might have gleamed I am lazy and I think we should legalise prostitution. I mean why can I not just be unoriginal like a sort of covers blogger, bands seem to make a living doing old songs at weddings and such.

Please legalise prostitution and stay tuned to me just churning out crap till it gets good.     

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