Who says love songs have to be for people with somebody else to love? The couples that who, not enough I have to be reminded of my own failure as a human to find a mate by their insistance on posting messages and pictures on facebook but when they go out to bars together and rub my face in it; that just takes the cake and does a big shit on it in the shape of the word single. Well I have had enough! No more will every love song be a stab at my heart from now on they will remind me of all the good times me and my dick had. The Top Ten Self Love Songs, for extra points wank to the beat of each and try to get to the end.
10. Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody
9. Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy
8. Flying Pickets - Only You
7. T'pau-China In Your Hands
6. Waterboys-The Whole Of The Moon
5. Aztec Camera - Somewhere In My Heart
4. Level42 - Lessons In Love
3. Cutting Crew- (I Just) Died in Your Arms
2. Duran Duran - Girls On Film
1. Elton John- Can You Feel The Love Tonight Music
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