Blog it’s like a vomit sound but it’s completely different

I have been filming stuff for a YouTube channel I have created, so far it has a stupid animation that I will tag on the end but nothing else I have filmed a bunch of stuff but I hate my face and the sound of my voice so much that I can’t face uploading them also I will probably just make a massive tit of myself as I try to be “funny”. I look like a cross between and angry Lego man and regen on football manager which is the look I go for but to have aced it is a bit jarring. The main problem I have though is I want them to be really good. So far I have managed to barely scrape below par, yeah golf; I don’t know how it works but I am pretty confident in using a metaphor like a pro. You know golf is good because if you get hungry you can just grab a sand wedge. Yes you are right I should go sit on a golf bat.

I am not saying this for sympathy (I need a blog entry and this is what I have been doing so how about you give me a break) it’s really practicalities that are bothering me, and being as practical as simile that would denote I am not practical has it’s draw backs. I just wish I had a good place to film. My spec is simple I want a white wall, no not because I am a racist just think it would look “cleaner” because white is cleaner, it just feels right you know; white is right for me. It might not work for everyone but I think you are wrong; all other colours are inferior and the best is white. White power! Just for what I am trying to achieve the dominance of white on my YouTube account. What would be best thought would be a green screen, but I don’t have George Lucas money. (Are you glad I dropped the veiled racist stuff, it got really weird for a while)

I do however have something filmed I am vaguely happy with and will be posting it on Sunday, I hope to do two a week and start doing a podcast as I now have everything I need. I shall be annoying you with news of that later on. Oh I haven’t actually told you what my “show” is about, well here is the format. Opening monologue followed by sketches and ending with something stupid. I need opening music so if you make music and want to give it me free I would love to use it for evil. The details of my podcast are sketchy but I just want to interview interesting people, like university professors, up and coming bands and comics maybe artists if they do them in Manchester.