From the country that brought you democracy, philosophy and maths involving triangles (big shout out to my man Pythagoras and his mo’ fuckin’ theorem the boy is huge in the game; R.I.P you know the gal they miss you) comes unsettling news; no it’s not more math involving shapes that you will never use like a Tesseract. Fascists vs. Communist the smash hit of the forties’ is coming back! With the vote split evenly amongst these two anachronistic parties it looks like it’s about to kick off.
I know remakes/ reboots/ ensemble action flicks are all the rage now but I think this is more of a mistake than Titanic 3D. I mean how do you replace a cast like Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill? Sure you have Putin and Obama who I think would slide effortlessly into the roles of Communist and pragmatic isolationist respectively, but there is no Churchill. Camtron 4000 doesn’t have a humanity chip that is fully operational, not to mention the voice. Camtron 4000 is a failed model and we should retire him, Blade Runner style. (For the purposes of my trail and forced detention in a terror camp I would like to state that killing an android is not murder in the Philip K. Dick universe. I have no plan to kill anything that can be proven to have lived you may commence beating a confession out of me like an older brother may a younger or if you prefer like a husband does a wife in those life time movies)
I guess what I am saying is why would a country that suffered so badly under Nazi occupation vote a fascist in? My guess, they Googled the word Jew and opened up a whole world of hate. Bloody internet.
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