First blog I have ever written. So! I hear you snort with derision. Why add to the almost critical mass of wankers who spout hate into the web. Firstly I would say my you're critical and then make a jibe about your misshapen head. I am a fan of double standards. Mostly I want a place I can put my poems and short stories; mostly. Also I think it would be a waste of your life and brain matter not to know what I think about any chosen subject my mind farts out.
So a nice lightweight subject to get us going, hmm; schadenfreude. I enjoy people failing, well certain people. I don't go along to alcoholic anonymous as a cheaper alternative to a comedy nights that would make me a sick and evil man., though when the “great and the good” balls up for all to see, I can be seen elbowing vultures out of the way to pick there bones clean like the bastard I am. Perfect example of this, celebrity deaths. I found out that pasty faced king of pop Jackson went off to front the choir invisible through facebook. Needless to say I can count on one hand the friends of mine who didn't have a joke about the poor bugger, and I use bugger with its literal meaning there. Could I claim a moral high ground; no. I was far too busy laughing my head off and trying to think of a good joke.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Me?
I didn't get caught
Even if I could claim a moral high ground would I be a better person for it? Life is hard, a rotten thing that is made better by humour or whatever else give you a crumb of comfort in a pointless world. As long as you don't set out to harm anyone physically or mentally I don't care what you do.
People did not use to get married, we would mate like apes and chimps; strongest had his way. I am glad as a system it fell out of favour. However even when we involved government in our most intimate life choice there was no age restriction. 30 year old men marrying 12 year old girls was par for the course. Men are wired differently we get to the age we can produce sperm and we want to shellac every women with it till we drop dead. I am a deeply romantic man. So I cannot blame a man for finding someone younger attractive. You cannot legislate against thoughts; having read a review of 1984 the guys main point was it doesn't turn out well. I was gutted when Room 101 was cancelled. You can and should against actions bringing me back to my main point. I enjoy people failing.
God bless American Politics.
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