Sunday, 30 June 2013

Writing The Lost Art Form



I know what you have been thinking why I haven’t written one of these wonderful blogs in a while, well like a fat man with diabetes the answer is predictable; I am writing a play. Yes from failed musician/poet to failing writer/comic I truly am arrogant enough to think people want to listen or read my opinions I actually believe I have an important voice. I am not joking, I am simply broken. So I know that the idea of me, a man with the talent of a dry halibut and the comedic skill of wet bread writing a play is a funny one. Oh did I mention I am writing a one man comedic science fiction play? I think I am doing it just to be able to say that, sounds better than I bartend. Also I think it’s good to have unrealistic dreams, basically I want to be Woody Allen well a Greek Woody Allen, and I will avoid any unpleasantness by not adopting. 

I want to have put it on by the end of the summer; I’m putting on a show me, going to show myself up more like. As my own deadlines have been and gone I am just starting to get the uneasy feeling I might just like the idea of me being a writer but not the actual process. I want two things a talented writing partner and they need to have massive coat tails. People need to hear my important voice, impotent voice.